December 2011
Drake has a girlfriend.
vitraheartsyou:
im gonna go cry now.
Watchmeenty:
why do i love them so muchhh??
This is love
deeyum:
This boy deserves a million reblogs.
2008: wow i was so stupid last year
2009: wow i was so stupid last year
2010: wow i was so stupid last year
2011: wow i was so stupid last year
me: why am i so funny
me: i don't know
me: *laughs*
me: *sighs*
"Ew, you like him? He's ugly though."
Glad you think that.
Less competition.
I pissed off some teen age kid at a table I was...
Me: I'm sorry, I'll be back with the right plate
Him: whatever
*as I turn to walk away*
Him: *talking to his friends* he's probably a homo, he's too distraught.
*i turn back to the table*
Me: you know, you shouldn't talk about the dude who's about to serve your food, right beside him. Also, learn the definition of homo, it's a root word that means, "man" in which yes I am a man, more of one than you will ever dream to be. So if you're intentions were referring to me being a homoSEXUAL, which I am, then use a correct form of it. Now, sit there little boy, while this gay man goes to get your food for you.
*i leave and come back*
Me: here's your AIDs stuffed burrito you ordered.
His friends tipped me $20
Don't be lazy and use the modern society changed dictionary.com version of, "homo". Pull out a merrium Webster dictionary for once in your life. In there homo means man.